Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...