Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Pick a starting salary
|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...