What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...