Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...