Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...