Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...