Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...