The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...