OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...