Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...