Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...