Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...