womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...