I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...