Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...