Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.