Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.