What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.