Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...