African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...