Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....