Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...