May I speak to the conductor
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Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
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Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...