Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...