Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Hickbonics!
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics,...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!