Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...