How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...