Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...