Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...