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“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...