Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Managed Friendship Plan
Managed Friendship PlanWelcome to Managed Friendship, a whole new way of thinking about friends...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...