A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg