My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...