Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...