Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
SOTALLY TOBER
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A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...