John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...