Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Star Wars Remastered
The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered “Star Wars”15 New scene in which Chewbacca...