Ear
Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...