Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...