Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...