Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...