On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
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I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
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True Lawyer Statements
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One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
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OUCH!
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Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
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