Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...