Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...