Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...