Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...