Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...