Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...