Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)