What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...