Emacs acronyms
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WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
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mouse’s favorite record?
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Men’s Rules For Women
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Wrong card
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The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
How Shit Happens
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